And then the Lord spake, saying: "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the
number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three.
shalt thou not count, and neither count thou two, excepting that thou then
goest on to three. Five is RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being the
third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade towards thy
foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.